Oh. My. Dear. God.

[starsandsea]

The Eurovision Song Contest!!! *collapses into giggles* Always guaranteed to be hilarious, this year it was even more so. Serbia won, with a song that wasn't in english, so I had no idea what it was about, but I got the impression it was something to do with lost love. The backing singers/dancers were certainly... very touchy feely. *giggle*

At least the UK didn't come last. We just came second last. Thank god Malta and Ireland voted for us! Not sure why Malta did, as, poor Malta, is a island too, and so they have no neighbors and so no one votes for them. At least we have Ireland. Ireland can always be guaranteed to give us some votes. But then! Poor Ireland! They only got 5 points, and came last! And we didn't even vote for them! Normally we do, and Ireland is in the top 15, but this year they came last! Granted, their song wasn't the best, but... they should have done better than 5 points.

As usual, Cyprus gave Greece 12 points. All the Baltic countries voted for each other, as did the Scandinavian. *giggles again* My Bruce!Muse and Clark!Muse were utterly astounded by it all. They just went through it all with a WTF? expression on their faces. *giggles more*

BTW, I apologize if this post makes no sense at all. You can not be expected to be coherent after watching the Eurovision.

Comments

[taro-twist.livejournal.com]

Ahh, the Eurovision Song Contest! LOL! One of my co-workers is from Wales, and he relentlessly makes fun of the Eurovision (he also makes fun of me by insisting that I'd like it, lol). I daresay he'll probably be proud that the UK came in second to last, but my heart goes out to you guys anyway. *grin* I've never seen it, but it does sound quite nutty. And the vote breakdown! That's so cliquish! *giggles*

My Bruce!Muse and Clark!Muse were utterly astounded by it all. They just went through it all with a WTF? expression on their faces.

Does this mean we're going to get a "Bruce and Clark watch Eurovision together" drabble? *flutters eyelashes*

[starsandsea.livejournal.com]

Oh, we expected to come last. Ever since more eastern countries came into the EU none of the western countries have come in the top 15. We were all just surprised that we actually got votes from someone other than Ireland. And the Eurovison is the definition of nutty. Second place this year was a drag queen. Last year, Lordi won. They look like a cross between Klingons and Orcs. It's crazy. And the voting... well, for some reason, it seems no one else notices that everyone votes for their neighbors and/or the biggest country that's near them, i.e, Russia, lol.

And as for the drabble... well, because I'm very easily persuaded...


Bruce stared at the screen with a expression of horror in his face. It would be amusing, if the television show wasn't... insane.

"What... is this?" Bruce asked.

"It's the Eurovision Song Contest," Clark replied.

"I... see." Bruce tilted his head as France's entry came on. 4 men wearing... pink? And did that... man have a stuffed cat attached to his shoulder? Bruce blinked. "You know, he somewhat resembles Lex Luthor."

It was Clark's turn to blink. At that moment, the man started running madly around the stage. Clark and Bruce exchanged glances, and fell into hopeless laughter. Everyone in Europe was insane.


The French entry was real, in case you were wondering.

[taro-twist.livejournal.com]

Second place this year was a drag queen. Last year, Lordi won. They look like a cross between Klingons and Orcs.

*giggles madly* Have you ever heard of the Holy Trinity of "Star Trek, leather sex, and Renaissance Fairs"? Because Eurovision sounds like it would fit right in with that, lol. In any case, I am now sorely tempted to track down vids of Eurovision on YouTube ... you make it sound better than comics crack!

More importantly, thank you for being easily persuaded in the drabble area! Whee! Bruce and Clark being confounded was so cute! And the idea of Lex Luthor in a music contest with a stuffed cat ... *dies* That made my week! :D

[starsandsea.livejournal.com]

*giggles* I'm glad you liked it! :)

And Eurovision is crack. Lots of it. ;)