Drabble: The Stupidity of Humans

[starsandsea]

Title: The Stupidity of Humans
Rating: PG
Characters/Pairing: Charlie, sort of Michael/Pieter
Word Count: 242
Disclaimer: I own nothing
Author's Note: For merfilly's birthday! Happy Birthday! I have another, better, Charlie story that I'm going to write very soon, but hopefully this one will do for now. :) Unbetaed, so point and I shall correct!



Charlie stared at the Nice Man. The Nice Man was humming. Charlie rolled his eyes. He was perched on the Nice Man's shoulder, but he started looking for somewhere else he could perch. Distressingly, he couldn't find anywhere.

The humming increased. Charlie sighed, then flapped his wings a bit, hoping the Nice Man would get the message. It wasn't that the Nice Man didn't hum very well, it was just... not what Charlie wanted.

The Man with the Not-Birds came and joined the Nice Man. Charlie eyed him and the stupid Not-Birds. They seemed to be behaving themselves today. They should be. It really had been an accident when Charlie had broken one. Really! It wasn't his fault they were so stupid.

The Man with the Not-Birds started humming along with the Nice Man. Charlie sighed again, rolling his eyes once more. They were singing along with each other, so Charlie still didn't know why they weren't mates. Really, humans were so very stupid. Maybe it was because they weren't doing bird talk? Charlie pondered this a while, before the humming got louder.

Charlie flapped his wings again, but the Nice Man just petted him. Charlie sighed. Well, the Nice Man was happy, so Charlie supposed the humming was alright. Sighing once more, Charlie finally spotted a perch and flew to it, yawning, then nearly instantly falling asleep, leaving the Nice Man and the Man with the Not-Birds to hopefully finally mate.

Comments

[saavikam77.livejournal.com]

*giggles* This was too cute! ^_^ Charlie should be the official match maker for the JSA and JLA! XD

[starsandsea.livejournal.com]

*pets Charlie*

Charlie should be the official match maker for the JSA and JLA! XD

LOL! He should! :P

Thank you for commenting! I'm glad you liked it! :D

[senmut]

Awww, Charlie. And this is so sweet, a lovely present!

[starsandsea.livejournal.com]

Yay! I'm so glad you liked it! :D

*pets Charlie*

Thank you for commenting! :D

[bradygirl_12]

Always love Charlie fic! He tells it like it is! ;)

[starsandsea.livejournal.com]

LOL, yes he does! :P

Thank you for commenting, Brady! I'm really glad you liked it! :D

[jij.livejournal.com]

The image of an owl rolling its eyes has made me giggle happily. Thank you! And humming together is always such a lovely thing. :)

[starsandsea.livejournal.com]

LOL. *pets Charlie*

I think I stole the humming together from your MOTS Bruce and Clark! :P

Thank you for commenting, Jen! I'm glad you liked it! :D

[jij.livejournal.com]

The humming is sweet in any story--I really like them right side by side, just being together. I'm sure Charlie adds a hoot now and then. :)

[arch-schatten.livejournal.com]

Aww, Pieter and Michael humming along is such a sweet image! And that not being what Charlie wants made me laugh. An annoyed owl is a dangerous thing! But I think if they are humming together, they are well down the path of being closer than they were before, so not all is lost, Charlie!

[starsandsea.livejournal.com]

Hee, I like to think of them humming while they play scrabble! :P

LOL, Charlie likes their humming, it just... wasn't what he wanted right then. *pets him*

*pets Pieter and Michael* I was squeeing so much over this weeks JSA! I honestly thought that during one scene Michael was trying to gather up the courage to tell Pieter he loved him... *happy sigh*

I'm really glad you liked this, Mina! Thank you for commenting! :D