Drabble: Chocolate Woes
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starsandseaTitle: Chocolate Woes
Rating: PGish
Pairing: Clark/Bruce
Disclaimer: I own nothing
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bradygirl_12's prompt request of Clark/Bruce, Chocolate. A silly little fic! :) Unbetaed, so point and I shall correct!
Bruce glared at Clark. Clark looked back at him, wide eyed behind his glasses. Bruce's glare intensified. Clark flinched slightly. Who knew Bruce could be even more scary as Brucie Wayne than he was as Batman?
"What?" Clark eventually asked, fearful that Bruce might suddenly gain some sort of heat vision. Knowing him, it would be the kind that could hurt him, invulnerable skin or no.
"You," Bruce hissed, "stole my chocolate."
Clark blinked. "Uh..." He thought back over the last few days. "Oh." He abruptly remembered. Justice League Headquarters. A stack of chocolate found only by using his x-ray vision. He had thought at the time it was a stash Flash or J'onn had forgotten about. He should have known that "That was yours? Clark burst out, before he could help himself.
Bruce's glare intensified.
"Oh. Uh... I'm really sorry, Bruce. I thought-"
"No. You didn't."
Clark looked down. Well, all right, no, he hadn't, but could anyone be expected to think when they laid their eyes on that much chocolate? "Um..." Desperate times, desperate measures. "I'll buy you more!" Clark cried, inwardly wincing at how much it would cost. Bruce just continued glaring at him. "With interest?"
"Oh, you'll be doing something with interest. God knows that even you'd need to burn off all that chocolate," Bruce growled, before being swept away in conversation. Clark smiled, somewhat goofily. He should 'accidently' discover Bruce's secret chocolate stash more often.
Rating: PGish
Pairing: Clark/Bruce
Disclaimer: I own nothing
Author's Note: For
bradygirl_12's prompt request of Clark/Bruce, Chocolate. A silly little fic! :) Unbetaed, so point and I shall correct! Bruce glared at Clark. Clark looked back at him, wide eyed behind his glasses. Bruce's glare intensified. Clark flinched slightly. Who knew Bruce could be even more scary as Brucie Wayne than he was as Batman?
"What?" Clark eventually asked, fearful that Bruce might suddenly gain some sort of heat vision. Knowing him, it would be the kind that could hurt him, invulnerable skin or no.
"You," Bruce hissed, "stole my chocolate."
Clark blinked. "Uh..." He thought back over the last few days. "Oh." He abruptly remembered. Justice League Headquarters. A stack of chocolate found only by using his x-ray vision. He had thought at the time it was a stash Flash or J'onn had forgotten about. He should have known that "That was yours? Clark burst out, before he could help himself.
Bruce's glare intensified.
"Oh. Uh... I'm really sorry, Bruce. I thought-"
"No. You didn't."
Clark looked down. Well, all right, no, he hadn't, but could anyone be expected to think when they laid their eyes on that much chocolate? "Um..." Desperate times, desperate measures. "I'll buy you more!" Clark cried, inwardly wincing at how much it would cost. Bruce just continued glaring at him. "With interest?"
"Oh, you'll be doing something with interest. God knows that even you'd need to burn off all that chocolate," Bruce growled, before being swept away in conversation. Clark smiled, somewhat goofily. He should 'accidently' discover Bruce's secret chocolate stash more often.
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Date: 2007-08-31 07:40 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2007-08-31 07:42 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2007-09-01 12:19 am (UTC)I found Clark squirming to be delightful, and Bruce having a sweet tooth makes me smile. :)
Clark's gonna pay, but he won't mind. ;)
He's a Clark Bar! LOL!
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Date: 2007-09-01 12:39 am (UTC)I love the idea of Justice League members keeping secret stashes of chocolate in the Watchtower. And it's HILARIOUS that Clark would know about them and look for them when he's hungry. Clark WTF? LOL. Way to abuse your powers. :P Although that really is adorable.
"I'll buy you more!" Clark cried, inwardly wincing at how much it would cost.
Oh god, and Bruce probably had really expensive gourmet chocolate, too, the kind that's like, $30 for four pieces in a box, LOL.
"Oh, you'll be doing something with interest. God knows that even you'd need to burn off all that chocolate," Bruce growled, before being swept away in conversation.
Oooo, I like the sound of that payment plan. *grin*
Anyway, this was a very cute ficlet! Hurray!
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Date: 2007-09-01 07:05 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2007-09-01 07:09 pm (UTC)I love Clark practically sweating it beneath Bruce's glare.
Heee! Bruce can be very very scary when he wants to be. Especially after someone steals all his chocolate! LOL
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Date: 2007-09-01 07:15 pm (UTC)I found Clark squirming to be delightful, and Bruce having a sweet tooth makes me smile. :)
Of course Bruce has a sweet tooth. That's why he likes Clark so much! ;)
And Clark is definitely going to pay! ;)
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Date: 2007-09-01 07:21 pm (UTC)LOL! I think he was just bored, started x-raying the watchtower, and found this stash of chocolate... he couldn't resist!
Oh god, and Bruce probably had really expensive gourmet chocolate, too, the kind that's like, $30 for four pieces in a box, LOL.
*giggles* That's exactly what I thought! :D
Oooo, I like the sound of that payment plan. *grin*
Clark is going to be paying Bruce back for a looooong time. LOL.
*dances* I'm so glad you liked this! :D
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Date: 2007-09-01 09:18 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2007-09-02 07:28 pm (UTC)I'm glad you liked it! :)
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Date: 2007-09-18 02:17 pm (UTC)Ohhhh ho ho! *fans self between giggles*
Loved the banter here, and the idea of Clark pigging out on a secret chocolate stash at super-speed is just too funny...
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Date: 2007-09-18 07:20 pm (UTC)*giggles* Clark was a lot of trouble! But, thankfully, he knows a way to pay Bruce back! ;)
That's a very pretty icon! *stares at it*
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Date: 2007-09-19 06:10 am (UTC)Isn't it? It's from the sketches for "The New Frontier," and I thought it was Clark, but the maker of the icon responded to seeing it by saying "Hi Hal!" So...I could be wrong!
Either way, that's a very pretty boy...
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Date: 2007-09-21 06:28 pm (UTC)!!!! I want to see that glare! I bet is half scary/half adorable!! Also, Bruce having secret chocolate stashes! ohhhh man! *snuggles him* Energy burst for when coffee just won't make it? or guilty pleasure? X)
but could anyone be expected to think when they laid their eyes on that much chocolate?
LOL *glomps Clark* Poor Clark! how was he supposed to do anything other than eat it all???
This was great! silly boys. They'll take any excuse they can to make out... the thrill of the fight is important, I guess! *hugs star* I'm roaming around! might spam you, I warn you! :)
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Date: 2007-09-21 07:15 pm (UTC)*giggles* I want to see it too! *snuggles Bruce with you* If anyone were to ask him, he'd say the former, but we both know it's the latter! LOL! ;)
LOL *glomps Clark* Poor Clark! how was he supposed to do anything other than eat it all???
*nods solemnly* Exactly. ;)
They'll take any excuse they can to make out... the thrill of the fight is important, I guess!
LOL, yes they will! I'm so glad you liked this, Mina! :D