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starsandseaPlease note that my brother doesn't know about my fandom life, beyond the fact that I like comics and Batman.
Brother: What do you think would be the coolest way that Superman could kill Batman?
Me: What?
Brother: The coolest way Superman could kill Batman.
Me: Uh...
Clark!Muse: What!? I would never kill Bruce!
Brother: I think Superman could... make a pie! With Bats in! And give it to Batman as a present, and then when Batman cut into it, all these Bats would come flying out, and bite Batman until he was dead! The Bats would have to be glow in the dark ones though...
Me: *stunned silence before bursting into laughter*
Brother: Yeah! That would be good. What about you?
Me: Uh...
Clark!Muse: I told you! I won't kill him! *hugs Bruce!Muse*
Me (to Clark!Muse):What am I supposed to say?
Bruce!Muse: Just think of it as undercover work. A secret identity.
Me (To Bruce!Muse): WTF?
Me (out loud): Well, I suppose... since Bruce Wayne is known to fund the Justice League, I think, while he's up visiting the Watchtower - their satellite thing - Superman could do something then, and say it was a accident?
Brother: That would be so cool!
Sometime later: (talking about Kryptonite)
Me: Well, Batman did invent another type of Krpytonite.
Brother: What?
Me: Yeah, it was a non-lethal version.
Brother: ...?
Me: Kryptonite, you know? It would kill Superman if he was exposed to it for a long time.
Brother: But I thought Superman gave Batman a Kryptonite ring?
Me: He did, but Batman wanted a non-lethal alternative, so he invented another version of it.
Brother: So, Batman created another version that won't kill Superman?
Me: Yeah. It just hurt a lot more than normal Kryptonite.
Brother: I see. Does Superman know about this?
Me: Well, Batman created these files on how to kill the members of the Justice League so if they ever went rogue, he could stop them. But a enemy of his stole them and used them against the Justice League, and they weren't very happy with Batman after that. So they voted him off the league.
Brother: Wait, they voted Batman off? Can they do that?
Me: Yes.
Brother: Was there a file on Batman too?
Me: I don't if they against say so in the story as I haven't read it yet, but most people believe that there was.
Brother: So... they voted Batman off. Superman voted off his landlord? Did Batman go all 'Hah! I'm kicking you out of your apartment now, and firing you from your job, and taking the money away from the Justice League'?
Me: *giggles* No, I don't think so.
Bruce!Muse, to Clark!Muse: I so should have kicked you out of the apartment after that.
Brother: So, what happened then? Did Batman never rejoin the Justice League?
Me: No. They had a couple of missions without him, but didn't work well together.
Brother: Why?
Me: Well, they didn't have a detective or a tactician, so they were rushing in without making any plans. So they had to get Batman back.
Brother: So, basically, without Batman, the Justice League are stupid.
Me: Ummm... yes?
Brother: What do you think would be the coolest way that Superman could kill Batman?
Me: What?
Brother: The coolest way Superman could kill Batman.
Me: Uh...
Clark!Muse: What!? I would never kill Bruce!
Brother: I think Superman could... make a pie! With Bats in! And give it to Batman as a present, and then when Batman cut into it, all these Bats would come flying out, and bite Batman until he was dead! The Bats would have to be glow in the dark ones though...
Me: *stunned silence before bursting into laughter*
Brother: Yeah! That would be good. What about you?
Me: Uh...
Clark!Muse: I told you! I won't kill him! *hugs Bruce!Muse*
Me (to Clark!Muse):What am I supposed to say?
Bruce!Muse: Just think of it as undercover work. A secret identity.
Me (To Bruce!Muse): WTF?
Me (out loud): Well, I suppose... since Bruce Wayne is known to fund the Justice League, I think, while he's up visiting the Watchtower - their satellite thing - Superman could do something then, and say it was a accident?
Brother: That would be so cool!
Sometime later: (talking about Kryptonite)
Me: Well, Batman did invent another type of Krpytonite.
Brother: What?
Me: Yeah, it was a non-lethal version.
Brother: ...?
Me: Kryptonite, you know? It would kill Superman if he was exposed to it for a long time.
Brother: But I thought Superman gave Batman a Kryptonite ring?
Me: He did, but Batman wanted a non-lethal alternative, so he invented another version of it.
Brother: So, Batman created another version that won't kill Superman?
Me: Yeah. It just hurt a lot more than normal Kryptonite.
Brother: I see. Does Superman know about this?
Me: Well, Batman created these files on how to kill the members of the Justice League so if they ever went rogue, he could stop them. But a enemy of his stole them and used them against the Justice League, and they weren't very happy with Batman after that. So they voted him off the league.
Brother: Wait, they voted Batman off? Can they do that?
Me: Yes.
Brother: Was there a file on Batman too?
Me: I don't if they against say so in the story as I haven't read it yet, but most people believe that there was.
Brother: So... they voted Batman off. Superman voted off his landlord? Did Batman go all 'Hah! I'm kicking you out of your apartment now, and firing you from your job, and taking the money away from the Justice League'?
Me: *giggles* No, I don't think so.
Bruce!Muse, to Clark!Muse: I so should have kicked you out of the apartment after that.
Brother: So, what happened then? Did Batman never rejoin the Justice League?
Me: No. They had a couple of missions without him, but didn't work well together.
Brother: Why?
Me: Well, they didn't have a detective or a tactician, so they were rushing in without making any plans. So they had to get Batman back.
Brother: So, basically, without Batman, the Justice League are stupid.
Me: Ummm... yes?
