Ficlet: Must Be Tuesday
Jun. 7th, 2011 07:08 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
Title: Must Be Tuesday
Rating: PG
Pairing: Clark/Bruce
Word Count: 534
Disclaimer: I own nothing
Author's Note: For
worlds_finest's 5th Anniversary Celebrations! For the prompt 'Superman is being mind-controlled (must be Tuesday) and Batman accidentally grabs the Pink K ring instead of the Green K ring. ;)'. Unbetaed, so point and I shall correct! :)
It was a Tuesday. Everything was going as normal - Lois was demanding his attention to correct her spellings, Jimmy had had lunch with him, the Chief had been bellowing at everyone and everything... and oh yes. He had gone up to the roof for some air and... was promptly mind controlled.
*****
Batman looked at the images of destruction of Metropolis. People were running and screaming as their hero turned against them. The Justice League was already on its way, but they needed more. The weapon that Kal-El had given him to use against him.
Batman ran into his vault, and grabbed the case that held the Green Kryptonite ring.
*****
There was chaos in Metropolis. Thank small fortunes that Clark had had the presence of mind to change to Superman when he felt himself becoming mind controlled, otherwise that would have been very hard to explain.
Flash was running circles around Superman, attempting to distract him. Green Lantern was seeing to the safety of the bystanders. J’onn was trying to reach out to Kal mentally, to release him from him mind control. Wonder Woman was attempting to put her Lasso about Kal, to break the mind control that way.
Flash fell. Batman narrowed his eyes, seeing Superman, eyes glowing red, turn to look straight at him. This was it. Kal pushed Diana aside, and started toward him. Batman took out the ring, slipped it on his finger, and Kal froze, blinking, and then...
Then he stared at Batman, his eyes fading back to blue, and a goofy smile spread over his face, before he flew the remaining distance to him, grabbed him, and kissed him.
Batman froze, aware that a sudden silence had fallen. With great difficulty, he pulled away from Kal’s mouth, that seemed determined to smother his face with kisses. Kal beamed at him, a hint of pink in his eyes, and Batman froze anew, realization dawning. He had grabbed the wrong ring box... But before he could do anything else, Superman fell to his knees before him, and asked him to marry him.
*****
Clark blinked awake, wondering where and when he was. Was it morning? No, he had been at work, and then... Oh. Oh! Oh.
He froze in horror and mortification.
There was movement beside him, and, very slowly, dreading what he would see, he turned. Bruce was looking at him evenly. Clark blinked back, praying that it had all been a dream, that it hadn’t been real, even as he felt his face blush flame red.
Bruce was silent. Maybe they could just... pretend that it hadn’t happened? Um. Bruce was still staring at him. “Um...” Was it possible to die of embarrassment?
Bruce sighed suddenly, turned his head away, though Clark thought he saw a hint of a smile. “Come on, Clark. We’ve got a lot to do.”
“Um... we do?” Terror was starting to overcome him again. What would Bruce do to him as punishment for... He couldn’t finish the thought; blushed madly again.
Bruce turned back to look at him, a smirk fully on his face, now. “Why yes. It’s going to be the wedding of the century, after all.”
Rating: PG
Pairing: Clark/Bruce
Word Count: 534
Disclaimer: I own nothing
Author's Note: For
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It was a Tuesday. Everything was going as normal - Lois was demanding his attention to correct her spellings, Jimmy had had lunch with him, the Chief had been bellowing at everyone and everything... and oh yes. He had gone up to the roof for some air and... was promptly mind controlled.
*****
Batman looked at the images of destruction of Metropolis. People were running and screaming as their hero turned against them. The Justice League was already on its way, but they needed more. The weapon that Kal-El had given him to use against him.
Batman ran into his vault, and grabbed the case that held the Green Kryptonite ring.
*****
There was chaos in Metropolis. Thank small fortunes that Clark had had the presence of mind to change to Superman when he felt himself becoming mind controlled, otherwise that would have been very hard to explain.
Flash was running circles around Superman, attempting to distract him. Green Lantern was seeing to the safety of the bystanders. J’onn was trying to reach out to Kal mentally, to release him from him mind control. Wonder Woman was attempting to put her Lasso about Kal, to break the mind control that way.
Flash fell. Batman narrowed his eyes, seeing Superman, eyes glowing red, turn to look straight at him. This was it. Kal pushed Diana aside, and started toward him. Batman took out the ring, slipped it on his finger, and Kal froze, blinking, and then...
Then he stared at Batman, his eyes fading back to blue, and a goofy smile spread over his face, before he flew the remaining distance to him, grabbed him, and kissed him.
Batman froze, aware that a sudden silence had fallen. With great difficulty, he pulled away from Kal’s mouth, that seemed determined to smother his face with kisses. Kal beamed at him, a hint of pink in his eyes, and Batman froze anew, realization dawning. He had grabbed the wrong ring box... But before he could do anything else, Superman fell to his knees before him, and asked him to marry him.
*****
Clark blinked awake, wondering where and when he was. Was it morning? No, he had been at work, and then... Oh. Oh! Oh.
He froze in horror and mortification.
There was movement beside him, and, very slowly, dreading what he would see, he turned. Bruce was looking at him evenly. Clark blinked back, praying that it had all been a dream, that it hadn’t been real, even as he felt his face blush flame red.
Bruce was silent. Maybe they could just... pretend that it hadn’t happened? Um. Bruce was still staring at him. “Um...” Was it possible to die of embarrassment?
Bruce sighed suddenly, turned his head away, though Clark thought he saw a hint of a smile. “Come on, Clark. We’ve got a lot to do.”
“Um... we do?” Terror was starting to overcome him again. What would Bruce do to him as punishment for... He couldn’t finish the thought; blushed madly again.
Bruce turned back to look at him, a smirk fully on his face, now. “Why yes. It’s going to be the wedding of the century, after all.”
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Date: 2011-06-07 06:48 pm (UTC)It was just as I'd envisioned! A mushy Superman is much more entertaining than a rampaging Superman.
Eee! The wedding! ;)
Bruce is as smooth as silk, isn't he? ;)
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Date: 2011-06-07 07:19 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2011-06-07 07:24 pm (UTC)I usually don't beg for sequels, but I would love one for this. Seeing Batman and Superman attempt to plan a wedding would be total win!
Great job! Thanks for sharing!
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Date: 2011-06-07 09:16 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2011-06-07 09:42 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2011-06-07 10:16 pm (UTC)But before he could do anything else, Superman fell to his knees before him, and asked him to marry him.
NGL, I cracked up here.
And that last line! Brilliant. That Bruce is a smooth one.
Wonderful job!
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Date: 2011-06-07 10:46 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2011-06-07 11:23 pm (UTC)*applauds wildly*
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Date: 2011-06-07 11:57 pm (UTC)(no subject)
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Date: 2011-06-08 07:01 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2011-06-08 05:46 pm (UTC)That was a great description of “a normal day in The Daily Planet” :D
was promptly mind controlled.
O-ow
Then he stared at Batman, his eyes fading back to blue, and a goofy smile spread over his face, before he flew the remaining distance to him, grabbed him, and kissed him.
WOW! That was an interesting effect of green kryptonite on Clark . But I liked it. :)
He had grabbed the wrong ring box...
:D OMG! That explains Clark’s behavior. :D
Clark blinked back, praying that it had all been a dream, that it hadn’t been real, even as he felt his face blush flame red.
Poor Clark :D :D
Bruce turned back to look at him, a smirk fully on his face, now. “Why yes. It’s going to be the wedding of the century, after all.”
*grin* AWWWWW, Bruce is the best and the ending is totally AWESOME! :)
YAY, wonderful story Star! I LOVED that! The last part made me laugh and Bruce's reaction on the proposal was brilliant! Thank you so much for sharing this. :)
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Date: 2011-06-08 09:19 pm (UTC)Thank you for the funnnnny, I really enjoyed the laugh.
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Date: 2011-06-08 10:11 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2011-06-09 06:14 pm (UTC)It was just as I'd envisioned! A mushy Superman is much more entertaining than a rampaging Superman.
LOL, he is! For everyone; so much more fun to see a romantic Superman. ;)
Thank you for posting the prompt, Brady, I saw it and I couldn't resist it. And thank you for commenting, too! :)
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Date: 2011-06-09 06:15 pm (UTC)Thank you for commenting! :)
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Date: 2011-06-09 06:16 pm (UTC)I... have to admit, I am kinda thinking about a sequel... I do love to write Clark and Bruce getting married...
Thank you so much for commenting! I'm really glad you liked it! :)
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Date: 2011-06-09 06:17 pm (UTC)LOL, thank you for commenting! I'm so glad it could make you laugh! :)
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Date: 2011-06-09 06:18 pm (UTC)LOL, I can see that too! Hmmm... *ponders*
Thank you for commenting! I'm really glad you liked this! :)
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Date: 2011-06-09 06:19 pm (UTC)I saw it and I couldn't resist it! I do love Clark being under the influence of Pink Kryptonite.
Thank you for commenting! I'm so glad this could make you laugh! :)
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Date: 2011-06-09 06:20 pm (UTC)Thank you for commenting! I'm really glad you liked it!
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Date: 2011-06-09 06:22 pm (UTC)Thank you for commenting, Saavi! I'm really glad you liked it! :D
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Date: 2011-06-09 06:22 pm (UTC)Thank you for commenting! :D
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Date: 2011-06-09 06:25 pm (UTC)*giggles* I think his subconscious was trying to tell him something indeed... :p
Bruce wasn't taking any chances and started planing the wedding pronto!
LOL, no, he wasn't going to let Clark get away from it!
Thank you for commenting! I'm really glad you liked this! :)
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Date: 2011-06-09 06:28 pm (UTC)Thank you for commenting!
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Date: 2011-06-09 06:29 pm (UTC)Thank you for commenting, Jen! I'm really glad you liked it! :D
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Date: 2011-06-09 06:30 pm (UTC)Thank you for commenting! I'm really glad you liked it! (And perfect icon choice, too!)
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Date: 2011-06-09 06:31 pm (UTC)Thank you for commenting! :)
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Date: 2011-06-09 06:32 pm (UTC)I'm glad you liked that bit! I liked describing it myself. :)
*grin* AWWWWW, Bruce is the best and the ending is totally AWESOME! :)
Bruce is indeed the best!
Thank you for your wonderful comment, Lis! I'm so happy you liked this! :D
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Date: 2011-06-09 06:33 pm (UTC)Thank you for commenting! :)
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Date: 2011-06-09 06:34 pm (UTC)LOL, poor Clark... as if everything that had happened already wasn't embarrassing enough...
Thank you for commenting! I'm really glad you liked this! :)
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Date: 2011-06-09 10:53 pm (UTC)And I like that suggestion below of one of the boys whipping out wedding planning stuff during a battle or crisis just to irritate the other. ;)
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Date: 2011-06-10 01:32 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2011-07-03 07:30 pm (UTC)This was great fun!
sorry I took so long, hope all is well!
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Date: 2011-07-04 06:15 pm (UTC)That's his story, and he's sticking to it! :p
I'm really glad you liked this, Eve! Thank you for commenting! And don't worry about being late, please. Everything is fine with me, and I hope that it is with you, as well. :)