A werid converstaion I had with my brother today

[starsandsea]

Please note that my brother doesn't know about my fandom life, beyond the fact that I like comics and Batman.


Brother: What do you think would be the coolest way that Superman could kill Batman?
Me: What?
Brother: The coolest way Superman could kill Batman.
Me: Uh...
Clark!Muse: What!? I would never kill Bruce!
Brother: I think Superman could... make a pie! With Bats in! And give it to Batman as a present, and then when Batman cut into it, all these Bats would come flying out, and bite Batman until he was dead! The Bats would have to be glow in the dark ones though...
Me: *stunned silence before bursting into laughter*
Brother: Yeah! That would be good. What about you?
Me: Uh...
Clark!Muse: I told you! I won't kill him! *hugs Bruce!Muse*
Me (to Clark!Muse):What am I supposed to say?
Bruce!Muse: Just think of it as undercover work. A secret identity.
Me (To Bruce!Muse): WTF?
Me (out loud): Well, I suppose... since Bruce Wayne is known to fund the Justice League, I think, while he's up visiting the Watchtower - their satellite thing - Superman could do something then, and say it was a accident?
Brother: That would be so cool!

Sometime later: (talking about Kryptonite)

Me: Well, Batman did invent another type of Krpytonite.
Brother: What?
Me: Yeah, it was a non-lethal version.
Brother: ...?
Me: Kryptonite, you know? It would kill Superman if he was exposed to it for a long time.
Brother: But I thought Superman gave Batman a Kryptonite ring?
Me: He did, but Batman wanted a non-lethal alternative, so he invented another version of it.
Brother: So, Batman created another version that won't kill Superman?
Me: Yeah. It just hurt a lot more than normal Kryptonite.
Brother: I see. Does Superman know about this?
Me: Well, Batman created these files on how to kill the members of the Justice League so if they ever went rogue, he could stop them. But a enemy of his stole them and used them against the Justice League, and they weren't very happy with Batman after that. So they voted him off the league.
Brother: Wait, they voted Batman off? Can they do that?
Me: Yes.
Brother: Was there a file on Batman too?
Me: I don't if they against say so in the story as I haven't read it yet, but most people believe that there was.
Brother: So... they voted Batman off. Superman voted off his landlord? Did Batman go all 'Hah! I'm kicking you out of your apartment now, and firing you from your job, and taking the money away from the Justice League'?
Me: *giggles* No, I don't think so.
Bruce!Muse, to Clark!Muse: I so should have kicked you out of the apartment after that.
Brother: So, what happened then? Did Batman never rejoin the Justice League?
Me: No. They had a couple of missions without him, but didn't work well together.
Brother: Why?
Me: Well, they didn't have a detective or a tactician, so they were rushing in without making any plans. So they had to get Batman back.
Brother: So, basically, without Batman, the Justice League are stupid.
Me: Ummm... yes?

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[greeneyelove.livejournal.com]

Little does he know the depth of their relationship.

[starsandsea.livejournal.com]

LOL, no, he doesn't!

[vigilante-wake.livejournal.com]

Brother: I think Superman could... make a pie! With Bats in! And give it to Batman as a present, and then when Batman cut into it, all these Bats would come flying out, and bite Batman until he was dead! The Bats would have to be glow in the dark ones though...

That may be the funniest thing I have ever read. I can just imagine Superman in a little chef's hat like "Here you go, Batman! Pie!" Of course, the bats wouldn't kill Batman, just surprise him. And he would be very cranky with Superman for a while : )

Brother: So, basically, without Batman, the Justice League are stupid.

Yes. Yes, they are.

[starsandsea.livejournal.com]

Of course, the bats wouldn't kill Batman, just surprise him. And he would be very cranky with Superman for a while

*snorts* LOL, yeah, I think it might backfire on Superman...

[jij.livejournal.com]

Me (to Clark!Muse):What am I supposed to say?
Bruce!Muse: Just think of it as undercover work. A secret identity.
Me (To Bruce!Muse): WTF?

ROTFLMAO!

I just love the image of this hurried, whispered consultation with your muses. Bruse, as always, is the pragmatic one...

But the bat-pie! I so want to see a picture of Clark handing Bruce a pie and you can see little teeth and fangs through the slits in the crust...but why would they have to be glow-in-the-dark bats, I have to wonder?

[starsandsea.livejournal.com]

LOL, the muses weren't being very helpful!

but why would they have to be glow-in-the-dark bats, I have to wonder?

I do not claim to understand the workings of my brother's mind, but I think he was assuming that this would happen in the cave. So the Bats would have to be glow-in-the-dark for Batman to see them before they turned him into a vampire ate him? I'm not sure though...

[bradygirl_12]

Bat-pie! Love it! ;)

[starsandsea.livejournal.com]

*giggles* certainly different from most pies!

[taro-twist.livejournal.com]

Oh god! I love the little interjections your muses keep making!

Brother: So... they voted Batman off. Superman voted off his landlord? Did Batman go all 'Hah! I'm kicking you out of your apartment now, and firing you from your job, and taking the money away from the Justice League'?
Me: *giggles* No, I don't think so.
Bruce!Muse, to Clark!Muse: I so should have kicked you out of the apartment after that.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Oh lord ... well, when put that way ... Clark was a bit rash, lol. Good to know he isn't swayed by the thought of little necessities like shelter and being able to provide for oneself. XD

Brother: So, basically, without Batman, the Justice League are stupid.
Me: Ummm... yes?

FTW!

*wipes tears from eyes*

I can't stop laughing ...

[starsandsea.livejournal.com]

LOL, my muses weren't being very helpful...

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Oh lord ... well, when put that way ... Clark was a bit rash, lol. Good to know he isn't swayed by the thought of little necessities like shelter and being able to provide for oneself. XD

I think Clark was definitely rash! It's a good job Batman didn't actually do that... LOL!

I'm glad you found it amusing! *grin*

[arch-schatten.livejournal.com]

So... they voted Batman off. Superman voted off his landlord? Did Batman go all 'Hah! I'm kicking you out of your apartment now, and firing you from your job, and taking the money away from the Justice League'?

*grits teeth* No, no he didn't. But he did go 'You kicked me out, you ass!' which was rather satisfying. Though I still don't understand why everyone was so surprised, damn it! It's Batman! that's why you keep him around!

Ahem. Killing Batman by Pie is one of the best plots ever! If it were ever to be executed by Alfred, it would be a sad day indeed :P

[starsandsea.livejournal.com]

Though I still don't understand why everyone was so surprised, damn it! It's Batman! that's why you keep him around!

I know! As I said, I haven't read it because I don't want to! It just seems so... weird! Hello! He's Batman! It's what he does! I almost wanted the next storyline to be one where the Justice League, or at least Superman, did go rouge, and Batman having to stop them all, and then them all coming around and, like, discovering that they had killed thousands! And it was only because Batman had those files that he was able to stop them from killing even more! *grrr*

Killing Batman by Pie is one of the best plots ever! If it were ever to be executed by Alfred, it would be a sad day indeed :P

LOL, yeah. It almost sounds likes something Joker would come up with...

In another conversation, me and my brother agreed that if there was ever a fight between Superman and Batman, then Batman would probably win. If there was a fight between Superman, Batman and Alfred... Alfred would win hands down. :D