"This is all your fault!" Bruce was fully aware that he sounded like a child, but dammit!
"No, this is all your fault!"
Bruce scowled. So did Kal.
"If you hadn't..."
"No, if you hadn't..."
They glared at each other again.
"If you had only kept your pants up..."
"You were the one who pulled them down!"
"Well, you were the one who demanded I give you a blow job!"
"Well, if you hadn't shown up at the Planet and acted all playboy-like, none of this would have happened!"
They glared at each other again, breath short, before they both snapped and kissed hungrily. Oh well, Bruce thought. As long as they had been outed, they might as well enjoy themselves.
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Bruce glared at Kal. Kal glared back.
"This is all your fault!" Bruce was fully aware that he sounded like a child, but dammit!
"No, this is all your fault!"
Bruce scowled. So did Kal.
"If you hadn't..."
"No, if you hadn't..."
They glared at each other again.
"If you had only kept your pants up..."
"You were the one who pulled them down!"
"Well, you were the one who demanded I give you a blow job!"
"Well, if you hadn't shown up at the Planet and acted all playboy-like, none of this would have happened!"
They glared at each other again, breath short, before they both snapped and kissed hungrily. Oh well, Bruce thought. As long as they had been outed, they might as well enjoy themselves.