And because I'm very unsure of the Legolas/Dick one, and because Jen is awesome, you get two! :p


Bruce sighed. This was... annoying. It always happened. Everytime he dressed in front of Clark, Clark would turn into a brainless idiot, doing nothing but staring at him dreamily. Bruce rolled his eyes, but Clark only sighed. He sounded like a girl.

It didn't matter what he wore, even if he was just pulling on overalls in the cave, if Clark could see him - and Bruce was beginning to suspect even when he wasn't present, if the video footage he had seen was any indication, Clark turned into this... brainless being, who could only sigh, in a dreamy manner. Bruce considered rolling his eyes again, but didn't for fear of another sigh. Clark really did have some weird fantasies.

Patience, Bruce reminded himself, gritting his teeth when Clark let out another sigh. Patience. It wouldn't take long... Bruce had barely finished the thought before Clark pounced and returned him to his formally unclothed state. Bruce hid a smirk. Now, time to get Clark to make some other sounds...